Balla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men - 3.5oz | 
| Brand: Balla
Category: Beauty
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Rating:  6 reviews
Sales Rank: 4436
Ingredients: Talc, Zinc Stearate, Fragrance.
Media: Misc.
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
MPN: BP-01001
ASIN: B000EMDCLS
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| Features:
| • | 3.5 oz | | • | Lightly fragranced | | • | For "nether region" freshness | | • | Also great for sweaty buttocks, armpits and feet |
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Product Description
Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.
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| Customer Reviews: Read 1 more reviews...
Best. Ball. Powder. Ever! July 12, 2008
16 out of 18 found this review helpful
When the market has you beat,
And you are suffering from the heat,
Don't declare defeat,
Rub some Balla on your meat!
Of all the many things I have applied to my [...] over the years -- and that includes everything from chilled jello to fresh squid (don't ask) -- there is simply nothing finer than Balla Ball Powder.
Its refreshing! It tingles! And guys -- the ladies go wild for the fresh clean scent of Balla!
Accept no substitutes -- the original scrotal powder . . .
Garnish and Serve... Enjoy! July 12, 2008
17 out of 22 found this review helpful
Sure, it's great for keeping your nut-satchel smelling sweeter than a tour of a butterscotch factory. But it also makes a great popcorn seasoning! Mmmmm... scented scrotum talc-seasoned popcorn. Sweet enough to please, and just salty enough to tease!
Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure! July 11, 2008
27 out of 30 found this review helpful
And to think, all these years I've been crafting my own scented scrotum powder in my basement -- finally, I can buy it off the rack.
 A little goes a long way. September 3, 2007
29 out of 29 found this review helpful
This stuff is great - however, use sparingly. The skin on your scrotum is sensitive (think about it) and isn't meant to be dried out too much. The first week that I tried this I really liked the silky cool feeling that lasted all day and being a guy - I figured if a little felt good, imagine how good MORE would feel. That was a mistake. After only two days of "over use", my scrotum started to itch because my skin was too dried out so I stopped using the powder. The itch lasted almost a week and what used to feel good didn't feel as good anymore(you know what I mean) and that alone is reason enough not to use this stuff.
After the itch went away and things looked normal, I tried this product again and found that when the right amount is used, this stuff is awesome. As for the fragrance, not exactly masculine but clean enough to be acceptable.
If you use just enough to keep you dry and don't over do it, this powder will help keep you comfortable even in the sticky humid days and nights in Hawaii. If you use too much your sac just may look and feel like a dried apricot, not very sexy guys.
I Have A Ball With This Stuff April 18, 2007
100 out of 105 found this review helpful
I tell ya folks, my scrotum has never smelled so good. I think we can all agree that nothing's worse than a wet, smelly, grimy sack. My wife's always telling me that one whiff of the foul thing could knock the Terminator off of a manure truck. Well, thanks to this Balla stuff, I've got my act together. I just dump on a nice, heapin' helping and work it into a nice paste, and I'm as clean and soft as a spring breeze. The wife digs it too. Sometimes I plop my ol' fella onto the dining room table just to freshen the room up a bit. A great investment, I highly recommend buying it. You'd have to be NUTS not to.
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